Thing with the Dalm and the Dalm thing Dalm Dalm

the best way to stop people putting you a box is to make a new box rather than just getting out.

Also from mogai: "Honey, there is waaaay to long a list to put all of the genders and sexualities. There are as many genders and sexualities as there are people on the planet." Well I guess that answers things. These people do not understand what words mean at all.
Anonymous

incorrectusage:

slams face into desk

jerkcity:

#5744: a ducks says

jerkcity:

#5744: a ducks says

nickelbackmidisonline:

omiiii:

asynchronoustiger:

grawly:

grawly:

im cackling like a motherfucker right now apple introduced a new programming language with the release of iOS 8 called Swift and it accepts Emoji as valid charactersimage

ive been laughing at this picture without respite for a solid 10 minutes now its so ridiculous and i love it thank you apple 

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i have no idea if this particular code does because it was a pic linked to me by someone else but after testing real quick myself

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yes it does

Oh god

We should all be ashamed. This is horrific.

this is art

lieutenantfish:

lieutenantfish:

watch that fake thumbnail really take off instead of the video, and my face becomes known on tumblr as the face of the guy who must have made a dumb minecraft video that doesn’t exist for some reason

noooo that’s actually happening ohhhhh noooooooo

HA HA HA HA HA

CorruptedOrchid: they make deep fried pizzas?!
A cute dalm friend.: ahahaha
A cute dalm friend.: AHAHAHAHA
A cute dalm friend.: oh serrys
A cute dalm friend.: youve never been to a scottish chippie
A cute dalm friend.: its not just fish and chips
A cute dalm friend.: (deep fried) fish and (deepfried) chips
A cute dalm friend.: you also get
A cute dalm friend.: deep fried pizza
A cute dalm friend.: deep fried scots pie
CorruptedOrchid: so when the deep frier breaks
A cute dalm friend.: black pudding, deep fried white pudding, deep fried black pudding
CorruptedOrchid: do they deep fry the previous deep frier and serve that
A cute dalm friend.: deep fried mars bars
A cute dalm friend.: deep fried burgers
A cute dalm friend.: normal burgers
A cute dalm friend.: smoked sausage
A cute dalm friend.: deep fried smoke sausage
CorruptedOrchid: you have increased the cholesterol of steam
A cute dalm friend.: one chip shop meal is enough fat to last 2 months
A cute dalm friend.: & enough salt for a lifetime

i was sad today so i got a deep fried pizza.

now im less sad and 20% more likely to have a heart attack.

railroadsoftware:

how could you think an object could have a link to evil spirits when it’s being produced in the same factory where they make the board game mouse trap

well lets face it that’s basically heaven for poltergeists.

sbnkalny:

What butts!. Oh my god what. Oh my od you guys tonight?. I less than three you guys. I still think it would be considerably less than 7% of the humble weekly bundle.. Humble bundle 12 looks great. Humble bundle. Humble bundle cost. Humble bundle 8