Thing with the Dalm and the Dalm thing Dalm Dalm

tylenold:

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

no…. NO

i haven't rolled but sanzh did and i basically do anything they do.

offbeat-classes:

You have been assigned the class of:

  • Pie Sniper

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Berry-based Sharpshooting
  • Pushing Distances
  • Oven Burn Exit Wounds

Enjoy your new life of LOOKING OUT FOR ENEMY FIRE AT 350°F UNTIL THE CRUST IS GOLDEN BROWN

I’m really powerful.

phreaker whale.

phreaker whale.

gimeurcookie:

A page filled with You.

i like You. They’re cute.

gimeurcookie:

A page filled with You.

i like You. They’re cute.

lift that fork, eat that snail, Garçon summon up a new cocktail.

If you’re poor, the only way you’re likely to injure someone is the old traditional way: artisanal violence, we could call it – by hands, by knife, by club, or maybe modern hands-on violence, by gun or by car.

But if you’re tremendously wealthy, you can practice industrial-scale violence without any manual labor on your own part. You can, say, build a sweatshop factory that will collapse in Bangladesh and kill more people than any hands-on mass murderer ever did, or you can calculate risk and benefit about putting poisons or unsafe machines into the world, as manufacturers do every day. If you’re the leader of a country, you can declare war and kill by the hundreds of thousands or millions. And the nuclear superpowers – the US and Russia – still hold the option of destroying quite a lot of life on Earth.

So do the carbon barons. But when we talk about violence, we almost always talk about violence from below, not above.

lieutenantfish:

I fucking love sburbventures

omg this looks glorious

lieutenantfish:

I fucking love sburbventures

omg this looks glorious

crocmomoutofcontext:

[7:45:07 AM] Chwoka: “sorry i’m 20 minutes late, boss, my watch only has a marking at 4:20”

[7:46:31 AM] Dalm: “It’s okay, I was 13 minutes late.”
You look at your boss. You look at your watch. You look at the boss. He’s wearing candy corn on his head and doing a stupid grin.

punch out a truck.
Wanted to work out how these robo bits work.

punch out a truck.

Wanted to work out how these robo bits work.

New and improved V.4 SHAWSHANK MALEDICTION shankborg.
Patch notes.
ADDED GRANOLAMAN’S ARM.
ADDED CREATIVE BLOCK. IT IS MADE OF PURE MATTER (THE OPPOSITE OF ANTIMATTER, HENCE IT CREATES THINGS INSTEAD OF DESTROYING THEM) AND IS PROBABLY A POWER SOURCE OR SOMETHING? I AM NOT REALLY SURE WHAT IT EVEN DOES.
ADDED NEW AND IMPROVED TORSO WITH MOD SUPPORT.

New and improved V.4 SHAWSHANK MALEDICTION shankborg.

Patch notes.

  • ADDED GRANOLAMAN’S ARM.
  • ADDED CREATIVE BLOCK. IT IS MADE OF PURE MATTER (THE OPPOSITE OF ANTIMATTER, HENCE IT CREATES THINGS INSTEAD OF DESTROYING THEM) AND IS PROBABLY A POWER SOURCE OR SOMETHING? I AM NOT REALLY SURE WHAT IT EVEN DOES.
  • ADDED NEW AND IMPROVED TORSO WITH MOD SUPPORT.