Thing with the Dalm and the Dalm thing Dalm Dalm

realsubtle:

<bonclay> today i met a BIG STUPID JOCK who was dating a VAPID CHEERLEADER and then he said that he hated all gay people and i said “well if you hate all gay people how come youre gay” and then i punched him in the brisket and he was slain and said “i admit it. youre better than i am.” and the cheerleader girlfriend offered to go on a date with me because she saw how progressive i was being

<&Poop> Today in english class the teacher said gay people are good. and this kid, who is also a marine, and a fedora MRA PUA, stood up and said The westboro baptist church is good. I hope god smites all the sodomites and then the teacher and all the kids started pummeling him and ripping out his ribs with their bare hands and using the ribs to stab him in the crotch

<&Poop> This asshole kid stood up and said Otherkin are gay and stupid. and MRA Pua is actually good. And then my teacher stood up and whipped a protractor at him like a ninja star and sliced his jugular open and said “if youu hate otherkin you must hate native american iaopoc who have spirit animals too. Which is racist” and then pulled the fire alarm for no reason

100000degrees:

The ‘being LGBT is a choice’ thing is the worst part of politics on this website.

lieutenantfish:

troasta:

lieutenantfish:

intellivision2:

yukihos:

this will be the best 15 seconds of your life if you watch this

im trying to get work done but ive watched this video at least 30 times today

Objection! the blog says that they watched the video AT LEAST30 times, and it stopped them from being getting any work done! but the other blog says that the video is 15 seconds long!

How can this be??? YOUR HONOR IT, JUST DOES’NT ADD UP!

IT IS I, YOUR RIVAL, MILES TAILS PER EDGUY!

FUCK YOU PHEONIX WRITE!  I AM GOINGTO DESTROY YOU and your REPOUTATION ONCE AND FOR ALL ETERNITY. YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED like A NONSENSICAL ARGUEMENT. CLEARLY THIS PERSONH LIVES ON A DAY WHERE THE TIME OF THE DAY IS OF THE EQUEL TO A MAX OF 15X30 SECONDS. THATS 450 SECONDS! 

Argh, NO! This is an outrage! Let’s take a look at my evidence!™

But wait, there’s more!™

HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

wrecked

it's me, dalm
Anonymous

NO i’m dalm!!

rapidly oscillating infatuations.. .. My old friend . . …. .. … .

Dalm takes a mibbs out of her pocket.
[05:40:32] Dalm: Dalm makes mibbs slap you
[05:41:30] theworstname: nnoooo!!
[05:41:34] theworstname: arrrgh!

rimjets:

the most real tweet ive read all day tbh

rimjets:

the most real tweet ive read all day tbh

genericanomaly:

I appreciate your contribution! However, this belongs at our sister blog, netflixconfessions. Please feel free to correct your spelling and resubmit it there.

genericanomaly:

I appreciate your contribution! However, this belongs at our sister blog, netflixconfessions. Please feel free to correct your spelling and resubmit it there.

sleepdepravity:

W o w

malky if I can find a copy of this do you want to watch it with me for bad movies some time?

sleepdepravity:

W o w

malky if I can find a copy of this do you want to watch it with me for bad movies some time?